Looking for a little chaos and extra randomness in your life? In honor of chaotic-neutral DnD gameplay and the beauty of (usually D100) random magic effects, I'll roll a D120 die set from my DnD bag (1d6, then 1d20), and I'll make up a sampler pack of at least 6 types based on how the dice roll (each garlic variety will be assigned a number on a custom d120 table I've made). The only guarantee is that the Large will be a total of 2.5 pounds of garlic, the Small will be 1.5 pounds of garlic. Actually, a second guarantee is that the garlic will be good. And I don't plan on going back and editing that earlier sentence. And I won't get rid of this metacommentary about the earlier sentences either.
The Large Pack (2.5 pounds total) will have 6-8 varieties
The Small Pack (1.5 pounds total) will have 4-5 varieties
That is *roughly* a third of a pound, apiece, but will vary box to box.
There's no telling which garlics will be in there. There's also no telling how life on Earth will end, or if there is objective meaning to reality, or if we create meaning by finding joy in the laws of physics.
Buy the chaos pack, embrace the quantum.
Inspired by my first DnD character, a chaotic neutral Gnome rogue whose favorite weapon was a crossbow with bolts doped with D100 random magic potion. Successfully turned a dangerous sand dragon into an existentially confused fire elemental, teleported dangerous bosses to other realms, and may have also struck my party with lightning strikes and distressing polymorphic effects every once in a while.